Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
