Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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