I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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