I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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