Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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