just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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