Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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