he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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