I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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