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Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
false alarm. still invincible.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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