just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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