You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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