He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
God I need to hump something, right now.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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