You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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