nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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