Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
