i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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