Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(269): View more from Michigan

Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.

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(434): View more from Virginia

Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?

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(316): View more from Kansas

We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way

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