speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
did you just send me my own nude
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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