Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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