I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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