I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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