16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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