doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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