WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
