I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize