he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
pop tarts are not kleenex
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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