Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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