Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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