dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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