There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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