Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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