Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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