did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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