No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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