is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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