Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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