and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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