Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Randomize
