would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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