Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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