The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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