I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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