I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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