is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
