Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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