when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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