How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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