Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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