school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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