11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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