Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
id be glad to
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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