No period for spring break; use this wisely.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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