i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
