bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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