you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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